Wart is this!?

Tues, 31 July, 2007, Puchong:- Loyal non-existent Humpathon readers may have been wondering upon Fluffy's sudden disappearance from the blogging world. The cause was just recently revealed by Fluffy himself during an interview session today. The reason was none other than an evil wart which decided to take residence beneath Fluffy's dead toe. Fluffy firmly believes that that toe is indeed cursed and has probably been a bad, bad toe in its past life.
"It brings me great pleasure to announce that my wart, will be falling off very very soon. I had it since my trip back to Penang, and i blame it on my Grandma's cooking. Due to this wretched wart, I have not been able to resume my blogging sessions. Yes, if you must know, I type with my toes. For those of you who haven't found out yet, I, Fluffy, have a dead toe. And under this very same dead toe, grew a wart. It caused me much pain and psychological trauma which I can only refer to as 'Psychological Rape' over the past month. However, thanks to Duofilm, the wart is now making its departure," said Fluffy earlier today.





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