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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Read em' Gramps!

You know you're gettin too old when...

You go to this hair saloon that you've been visiting for 4 years, and they always provide you with FHM mags to read, but all of a sudden on your latest visit... They give you copies of The Off Edge and Expatriate magazine for your "reading pleasure"...


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Of Caffeine and Spelling

At a recent visit to Oldtown Kopitiam, this was found on their order sh.. I mean order chit.


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... the picture! Don't get your hopes too high.

Monday, November 17, 2008

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Farts in Heaven

Well whaddya know?! Fluffy's college life is officially over. (Unless you count the internship as part of college.. but there's no more studies, so there!)
Woot! More time to blog you say? Very unlikely. Internship starts next week. Flying fudge. That's a pickle in my Chocolate Sundae..

Anyhoo! Here is a parody of the song "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton, done by teh Humper himself. Unlike the original version,this one is about a father and his son, who had such a bond. They used to fart together all the time, in cinemas... on the dog's face while it's asleep... in the bath tub then laugh at the bubbles that appear... But one day, while trying to fart on the balcony at an unsuspecting crow, the boy fell to his death... This is the song by his father to him... * wipes tear *

Farts in Heaven - by Fluffy Teh Humper

Would you know my name

If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I farted in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven

Would you hold my hand
If I farted in heaven
Would you help me breathe
If I farted in heaven
I'll find a way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't fart
Here in heaven

Farts can bring you down
Farts can bend your knee
Farts can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please (fart moreeee)

(instrumental farts)

Beyond the toilet door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Farts in heaven

Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I let one rip in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven

Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven...
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