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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Top Three Poopy Songs (September)

Yesh, folks. Tis that time of the month where Fluffy humps a few songs which have annoyed the living moose outta him.
Oh, and joy... these just so happen to be the most OVER-PLAYED songs on Radio...

First off, we have that fat weird voiced kid, who sounds like has hasn't hit puberty
and looks like an oversized chicken wing... he's 17.. and he's the "proud" singer of "Beautiful Girls"..
Yeah, this song is annoying as hell! Everywhere you go... malls, in teh car, ramly stalls... handphones... THEY KEEP PLAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Enough already! Or people just may go "suicidal... suicidal... suicidalll"...

I ate all dem beautiful gals, datz why i'm fat

Up next, we have the ever so fugly, manly looking, Fergie. She can't sing for nuts! Yeah, songs like "My Humps", "Fergilicious" and now... the stupid emo-freaky-sounding "Big Trannies Don't Cry" which... is also... over...played.. I mean seriously over-played..
Common, IT cannot sing, all it does is strip and dance around strutting its stuff.
What's London Bridge about? She talkin bout an archway her legs form and.. wait.. London Bridge doesn't have an archway to begin with!
You ain't got no talent MAN!

I shaved my facial hair off today. Aren't I Fergilicious?

Next, we have that emo bunch of goth heads known as My Chemical Romance (that went really wrong and that's why I'm so emo)
They're so gay and that song "I Don't Love You Like I Did Yesterday" gets on my nerves! Ack! Blinkin gay song, and the singer looks like a girl. There, i said it. You queer!
Come on, chant with me now... "Emo, Emo, Emo!"
Hope they cut their womanly wrists and die in a bathtub. Woot!

I like my make up. Don't you? Tee Hee!

Ahh, good to have that out of my chest. Let's all have a moment of silence, and pray that these forsaken songs mysteriously disappear from radio waves starting.... NOW!


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