"Hey! Who Moved My Bong?!"

Original Song: 4 Non Blondes - "Hey!What's Going On?"
Parody: Syncronos - "Hey!Who Moved My Bong!?"

25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get off that great
big hill of dope
for an occupation

I realized quickly when I'm really pissed
that the cops are all saying that cannabis is banned
...or whatever that means

And so I try sometimes
when my eyes are all red,
just to get it all out what's in my head
then I...
I am feeling a little peculiar
And when I wake in the morning and my brain is fried
and I take deep breath, but I don't get high
then I scream from the top of my lungs
"Who moved my bong!?"

and I say hey... hey...
I say hey, Who moved my bong?!
and I say hey... hey...
I said hey, Who moved my bong!?

Oh, oooh...
Oh, oooh...

and I buy, man oh man do I buy
I buy all the time
For my favorite stoners
and I pay, man oh man do I
pay
I pay every single day
for the damn freeloaders!
And so I try sometimes
when my eyes are all red,
just to get it all out what's in my head
then I...
I am feeling a little peculiar
And when I wake in the morning and my brain is fried
and I take deep breath, but I don't get high
then I scream from the top of my lungs
"Who moved my bong!?"


and I say hey... hey...
I say hey, Who moved my bong?!
and I say hey... hey...
I said hey, Who moved my bong!?
and I say hey... hey...
I say hey, Who moved my bong?!
and I say hey... hey...
I said hey, Who moved my bong!?

Oh, oooh, oooh...
25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get off that great
big hill of dope...
wait, I can't remember...