The Three Shittiest Songs (July)

Yes, yes, tis the month of July. College has begun for the "juniors". I still got 3 weeks worth of hols! hah! Aw who am i kiddin? I'll be in college most of the time anyway...
Anyhoo, back to the purpose of this post.
I hereby announce the top 3 most annoying songs of this month!

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- NUMBER THREE -

Song: Makes Me Wonder
Artist: Maroon 5
Bottom line: With a faggoty name like Adam Levine, how can you NOT expect their songs to sound gay? Makes me wonder makes ME wonder why would they even come up with a song like this one!? It's being played over and over again on the radio, and my advice would to change teh Gawd damn station IMMEDIATELY upon hearing it.
Verdict: Gay ppl listen to Maroon 5.

Gay on Maroon 5: "A few months ago I bought the CD wishing to hear “Harder to Breathe with the Penis in my mouth”, but when I arrived at the fourth track, “HE will be loved”, I couldn’t breathe and started jumping up and down a godzillion times because of excitement and who could forget their single “Makes Me Wonder (If I Am Gay")!?? Ever since that faithful moment, not a day has gone by in which I have not listened and shivered each time I hear Maroon 5. So, needless to say, I strongly recommend their CDs with all my heart (and any other part of my body). Thank you Maroon 5! You rock!"

- NUMBER TWO -

Song: Umbrella
Artist: Rihanna
Bottom line: umbrella ella ella eh eh eh!!!! OMFG!!! Upon hearing this song, i bet people wished they were deaf or wished for Rihanna's sudden and mysterious death and departure from the music scene. It's incredibly annoying and God, it gets stuck in everyone's head and makes everyone say "let me die please"
Verdict: Ella ella ella eh eh eh... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


- NUMBER ONE - and the most annoying song of July goes to....

Song: Girlfriend
Artist: Avril Lavigne (Note: The resemblance of this GIRL'S name to the lead singer of Maroon 5)
Bottom line: From a punk rocker SK8RGRL yadaa yadaa chick to a typical dumb stereotypical blonde bimbo. Avril sure has gone a long way. With this song's "deep" lyrical content... she must feel so proud. I mean... lyrics like:

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend... etc etc

Would you look at the depth and meaningfulness of that song!? Brilliant!
And now just for you fans out there, they even have a Japanese version! Woooot!!!





Amresh to Avril, Adam and Rihanna: (yes, say it along with me now...) I KEEL JOO!!!