Obituary List

There was too much hype on Dark Knight and Heath Ledger's role as the Joker. (Yes, it was good, but enough with the "Why so seriouss!?" already!)
Now, there was speculation that Johnny Depp would play the role of the Riddler in the next Batman movie. Are those bimbos I see jumping up and down and celebrating?
Too bad. Cause Eddie Murphy's set to play The Riddler. Hah! Oh, you're not celebrating now? Eddie's a brilliant comedian you ignorant twits... Who better to play the Riddler? Okay, Russel Peters would fit right in as well. In due time, he'll get his movie role, get criticized and lose a huge number of his fans. But heyy, that's a story for another post.
Moving on to more Batman roles... Rachel Weisz is believed to be in line for Catwoman (Halle Berry was a wayy hotter choice if you ask Teh Humper) and no surprise here, the boot-shining, ass kissing, dependant on other actors for fame, Shia LeBeouf will play Batman's pansy sidekick, Robin.

Place your bets on which one of these stars will get too "engrossed" in their character in turn, leading them to commit suicide, win umpteen Grammies and gain worship of groupies. * fingers crossed * "Shia, shia, shia...." Chant with me dammit!