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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Don't Give Peas A Chance

Besides those annoying centipedes, another thing that servers no purpose here on Earth... are PEAS!!!


Who, in their right state of mind, would like to eat peas!? The thing is, it's everywhere! In your fried rice, with your salad, heck, they even have Pea flavoured Keropok!
Peas are just plain nast
y. Mushy lil green stuff that has an awful taste. Anything with peas in it, isn't worth eating.

Here's a story which should give you another reason on why you shouldn't eat peas. There was this female TV presenter aight. And she was tasting a dish that had loads of peas in it. She was asked what she thought of the dish. It was delicious to her apparently, cause she said "I like the taste of pea-ness" outloud... Infront of national tv... There you have it! Peas are causing nothing but trouble and misery to everyone who has anything to do with it!

Of all the veggies that exist... why would you choose peas? Brocolli's rule by the way. Yeh. uh huh! In your face, Peas! Sure, you may have an international band with your name in like Black Eyed Peas... so what!? The Green Brocolli Boys are also a hit in the music industry! Well, maybe not just yet.. But anywway..
Ah found one! How can you beat Korn eh!? They're named after a veggie too. And it's a much more tastier one. There's sweet corn, there's pop corn... You don't hear nothing bout Sweet Peas (except in Popeye) or Pop Peas do ya? No? HUH!?
Than it's settled! Peas are just a mistake in this world! A mutant! An uninvited guest! Pack your bags, gather your centipede, pineapple, raisin and black pepper gang and get the hell out! Oh no... don't you try givin' me that sad face...
SCRAM!


Here's a song dedicated to peas all over the world. (They're everywhere!) Not for long... Muahahaha!

I hate peas. I hate peas.
Don't feed me peas. Don't feed me peas.
Peas on a plate make me weak in my knees.
As they near my mouth my lips start to freeze.
I prefer that you give me some chocolate, please.
'Cause I hate peas. I hate peas.


By the way, if you wanna join the "Provide Pain to Peas Posse", and rid of this forsaken so-called veggies.. Call 1800-Peas-Suck today!
AND yes, of course you'll get smth free you darn cheapskates...





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