Gross Rider

well, can't say i'm surprised. I expected it to be lame, and lame it was. Maybe lame is too much of a compliment for this movie.
Ooooh, ghost rider! Nicholas Cage! Eva Mendes! Cool Bike! Marvel! bleh... all that hype for nothing.
Nicholas Cage sold his soul to this dude called Metamorphosizzle or smth and in return his dad got to live for one extra day. Aww.. Then Johnny Blaze (nicholas cage) had to be Metamorphosizzle's bitch for eternity. Anytime Mr M (his name is too long to keep being mentioned) felt threatened, he would call upon Gross Rider to help him.
There were 4 villains who i think even a drunk midget could've pawned. One was Mr. M's son, and the rest were dudes who were based on the elements. Air, Earth and Wind. Let's put it this way, they all died of boredom cause of Johnny Blaze a.k.a Gross Rider. He would walk towards them... point his skinny finger at 'em and say... "You! Got Milk?"
and they would all just perish.
No, but honestly, the lines were freaking tacky. "Look into my eyes... blah blah blah" And when Mr. M's son finally got the contract of souls thingy, he said "I am Legion! For i am many..." .... what...? Duhhhh....
The only highlight(s) of the movie was Eva Mendes...'s twins. Not her, she has that distracting mole. And ahh fine.. the graphics were good too. But with such lame lines, it screwed up the whole movie.
For those of you who haven't watched Gross Rider, don't bother. Save your money and watch Epic Movie instead which i heard was awesome. Seen it anyone?