If noting the obvious is one of your hidden talents, you'd notice I'm tall.. so Midgets be on your guard...also, I'm filled with sarcasm, which when combined with me not giving an ass's rat if you get offended, makes me the sweetest possible thing around.
If there was something I hate more than Elmo, it'd be attention seeking whores and those pathetic specimens of humans who pretend to be someone else.
The way to my heart would be through excessive amounts of pork and beer, and the way to getting me shrieking like a little school girl would be by dangling a... Nah uh. You think I is stupid or something? I ain't saying.
Just so you know, I love centipedes.
Did I mention how much I love pork
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