Shit Song: January

As usual, the stinkin radios just like most clubs play songs that are detrimental to society AND repeat em' over and over again...

What makes it suck even more is when the songs make no sense.
Let's take a recap on songs that fall under the "What-the-flippin-Eff-does-this-mean" category...

1.) Control Myself - El Loser Uncool Jackshit
The part that hits everyone's nerves: "Zezeze zezeze zezezeze"
El Loser proudly displays his dysfunctional linguistic skills here by sayin stuff that makes no sense what-so-ever... and his groupies swallow it all in and start "reporting to the dance floor.." as he instructs.

2.) Right thurr - Clingy Chingy
The part that hits everyone's nerves: "I like the way you do that right thurr... Swing your hips when you're walkin, let down your hurr..."
Is he that incapable of rhyming words that he resorts to creating his own mortifying "words"

And for the most recent grammatically incorrect song of the month...

3.) Floor Sweeper - In the Ayer...
Firstly, let's give him a huge applaud for coming up with such a unique name. Flo Rida. I bet no one would guess that he originates from Florida. (cause his name does not in any way give it away) Well, with a name like Tramar Dillard... why wouldn't he opt for another cooler, more "ghetto" name... Heck, I was even planning to rename myself to Pee Nang. (hey, what a coinsidence... I'm from Penang, you just minus one "E" and...)
Yesh back to the song...
The part that hits everyone's nerves: "... Make me throw my hands. In the ayer..ay-ayer..ayer..ay-... Party all night like yayer..yayer.."

I can't think.. I DON"T wanna think of more songs rather...
So, congrats to Flo Rida from Flo Rida for his truly inspirational song with deep lyrical content.. It made it as the top shittiest song for the new year.