Bug Olympics

Congrats to China on their recent win on the Olympics. Yeh, that's over and done with. Now let's take a look at a sport from Japan instead. Called "Japanese Bug Fights" cleverly by these bored Japanese dudes, they take all the deadliest, toughest, freakiest bugs out there, put them together in glass box, and it's on!

Now, some may call it heartless, cruel... BUT I saw centipedes getting owned! So I don't care! IT'S AWESOME! Anything to do with centipedes dying is God's gift to me.

Here are a few videos that I watched.
The first one is of a centipede going against a scorpion.



Place your bets. Nah, screw it. I'll just tell you who won. The centipede unfortunately... but wait! In a rematch with the scorpion's brother, the centipede gets whooped. Ah, revenge is sweet.



Okay, the next match is between a beetle and a centipede. I THINK that the beetle is from Malaysia cause the Jap dude said something that sounds like "Marayseea".. I didn't even have to watch the video to know who'd win. The beetle has a tank like body, no way in hell does the pathetic centipede have a chance. Hah! No wait, "Hah"'s too short.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!



For some strange reason (yeah right) I viewed only the videos with centipedes in 'em. Guess, deep down inside, I really wanted to know just where do centipedes stand in the hierarchy of insects. In my previous post about centipedes, there was a video of a giant centipede eating a helpless poor mouse. So, when I came across a video of a centipede and a tarantula, I was overjoyed. Surely, the 8 legged freak would beat the living crap out of the... 10.. no, 15.. 30? 100 legged freak which is the centipede. I thought wrong...
Here's a clip of a tarantula... WEAK pansy ass tarantula getting killed. <-- Clickedy click. I was devastated! I always looked up to spiders... But heyyy... what's this? Another clip courtesy of our Japanese bug lovers. And this one you must... MUST watch.


Ah, did you see that? That spider was smart. Jumped up, then plunged down and sank its fangs into the helpless centipede which just cause I was sleeping, thought it could take advantage and bite me. Yeh, you met your match now huh!? HUH!!!?? I can't erase this huge grin off my face upon watching the video above.

To be fair, I'll post another video, but of a centipede winning. Yeah, it was a tough match... but the centipede pulled through. It faced one of nature's deadliest insects, and actually won.

Take a guess, what insect did the centipede go against?



Okay, if anyone of you answered manatee, do leave your name, address and phone number, for you deserve to be assassinated.

The actual answer is: WHO THE CENTIPEDE FACED
Isn't that just embarrassing? Of all the bugs to put it up against, they chose the fly's cousin. Might as well just put a ladybird there. That'd be a challenge now wouldn't it? Pfft!




You should check JapaneseBugFights out. I've yet to see any other "matches" besides those posted above. If you do stumble across any good fights, lemme knw!