PARODY: 'If Only I Had Ghee' by... The Kaurs
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| Found in every Punjabi household |
You're always just hungry
Recipes in my head
You talk about Ranjit’s wife
And all the weight she shed
Your smell is like spoilt milk
With a spray of sweat
It crawls through my skin
You ask me where’s dinner
When even myself I’ve not fed
But if only I had ghee
I’d make you chapati
Spin that dough round and round
Then flip it upside-down
But I only hear you complain
Somehow I need ghee
Mold that atta round and round
Then turn it upside-down
But if only I had ghee
And when I walk out of the kitchen
You’re already passed out drunk
Your breath smells of Johnnie Walker
Then you look at my body
I'm trying to run South
Too late it's time to play
I'm lying in my bed
Thinking about Hrithik, distracted by your breath
Falling from the edge
But if only I had ghee
I’d make you chapatis, (chapatis)
I’ll spin that atta round and round
And turn it upside-down
But you didn’t go to Mydin
So where am I to find ghee, (ghee)
Got me spinning round and round
Looking up and down
But if only I had ghee
If only I had ghee
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