Day after day, millions of people leave their jobs (and toilets) for a serious reason... Toilet hygiene. The art of peeing INSIDE the toilet bowl is almost as hard as predicting when Christmas is every year and thus, professional help was sought. Toilet ethics expert, The Moose has now released the answer to every half-witted mongrel son of a whelp who is incapable of holding his member in his hand and aiming for the toilet bowl instead of spraying it anywhere and everywhere AROUND the toilet bowl. One would assume that only children below the age of 10 would suffer from this severe case of stupidity, but alas, adults have proven to be the majority of the culprits. Bearing that in mind, renowned author The Moose has written an exclusive book aimed at schooling and once and for all, solving this nationwide plague.
"An amazing read! Suitable for both parents AND their kids! The Moose has done it again!" - KL Times"A best-seller! And it saved my marriage!" - ex half-witted mongrel
"You... you can do that!? This is magical! Look! No more pee stains!" - YOU "A highly recommended read for everyone! Especially those with penises and half a brain." - Ben. T Johnson
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