You go to this hair saloon that you've been visiting for 4 years, and they always provide you with FHM mags to read, but all of a sudden on your latest visit... They give you copies of The Off Edge and Expatriate magazine for your "reading pleasure"...
Well whaddya know?! Fluffy's college life is officially over. (Unless you count the internship as part of college.. but there's no more studies, so there!) Woot! More time to blog you say? Very unlikely. Internship starts next week. Flying fudge. That's a pickle in my Chocolate Sundae..
Anyhoo! Here is a parody of the song "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton, done by teh Humper himself. Unlike the original version,this one is about a father and his son, who had such a bond. They used to fart together all the time, in cinemas... on the dog's face while it's asleep... in the bath tub then laugh at the bubbles that appear... But one day, while trying to fart on the balcony at an unsuspecting crow, the boy fell to his death... This is the song by his father to him... * wipes tear *
Farts in Heaven - by Fluffy Teh Humper
Would you know my name If I farted in heaven Will it smell the same If I farted in heaven I must be strong, and fart for long Cause I know my farts don't belong Here in heaven
Would you hold my hand If I farted in heaven Would you help me breathe If I farted in heaven I'll find a way, through night and day Cause I know I just can't fart Here in heaven
Farts can bring you down Farts can bend your knee Farts can break your heart Have you begging please Begging please (fart moreeee)
(instrumental farts)
Beyond the toilet door There's peace I'm sure. And I know there'll be no more... Farts in heaven
Would you know my name If I farted in heaven Will it smell the same If I let one rip in heaven I must be strong, and fart for long Cause I know my farts don't belong Here in heaven
Cause I know my farts don't belong Here in heaven...
You know you're gettin too old when...
Posts
