Top 10 Female Athletes

Men usually watch sports for many reasons. Some include;

- Pride
- Adrenaline
- Homosexuality
- An excuse to drink
- Loyalty
- Wife nagging repellent
- Money

And then, there are the women. Putting aside the William sisters, we actually have some very hot athletes around. Here's the Moose's top 10 pick of (natural) female athletes!


Name: Ashley Force
Age: 27
Sport: Funny Car Drag Racing













Funny Car






Stupid Car... See the difference?









Name: Lokelani McMichael
Age: 33 (Oh...)
Sport: Triathlon and Surfing

Note: Her real name is Lokelanikuu'leimakamae. Try pronouncing THAT in bed.

















Name: Milene Domingues
Age: 30 (Okay... I swear. They look young..er!)
Sport: Football

Note: She's Ronaldo's first ex-wife






Names: Bia and Branca
Age: 20 years old
Sport: Synchronized swimming and... synchronized who knows what else.




Gotta love 'em twins!!! Especially if they're Brazilian.









Name: Heather Mitts
Age: 31 (I'm not weird, I swear!)
Sport: Football
























Name: Ana Paula Mancino
Age: 39... (Well, fuck you! You wouldn't have guessed neither.)
Sport: Volleyball


Note: Judge me if you will, I'd do a 39 year old who looks like her any day!







Name: Anna Kournikova
Age: 28
Sport: Tennis



Note: In my honest opinion, I think her looks are overrated. I also think Enrique Iglesias is gay.

Teh Mooses's Top Three Picks

Name: Tanith Belbin
Age: 25
Sport: Ice-dancer

Doesn't the very sport portray delicate movements, grace and... more importantly... Flexibility?

Figure Skating: Let your imagination run wild.

Name: Stacy Keibler
Age: 30
Sport: Wrestling


Yes, her wrestling days may be over. And wrestling may not even be considered a sport by some. But you gotta admit, she's got great athleticism. And an even greater set of legs!





And now... for Teh Moose's numero uno female athlete!
Put your hands... no. Come to think of it. Leave your hands where I can see 'em. For I present to you...

ALLISON STOKKE!

Yes, folks. This 21 year old from California has the perfect body, abs, face, a nice athletic body. And she simply LOVES poles. I mean it. She plays pole vaulting and in her spare time she enjoys... yep. Pole dancing! Interesting... That really narrows down the remaining pole-related sports.

And there you have it. Teh Moose's top pick. Now it's your time to place a vote on who you feel deserves the title.