
If you're an average male like me, there is a high probability that you, just like me and every other straight male out there, appreciate bosoms. Yesh, these magnificent, bouncy, soft... *drifts away to Booby land*..

Ah yesh, anyway! They're awesome. And they come in different shapes and sizes too.
Yesh, these beauties cater to all sorts of people... and sick fetishes.
Now, here ish the breast size chart and what it stands for.
Size A: Are they even there?
Size B: Barely there.
Size C: Can't complain!
Size D: Dayummm!
Double D: Double Dayummmmm!
Size E: Enormous
Size F: Fake
Size G: Get it reduced!
Size H: Help! I sprained my back.
Now that you know that... Get grabbing!

By the way, who would you vote for having the best boobs?

My personal favourite, (after the implants of course) the "dirrrtehh" Ms. Aguilera!

The "irreversible" Monica Belluci. Ah, yes how they bounce...
My favorite Pineapple girl, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

The absolutely pretty but not that busty, Gwen Stefani. (I added this in for the guys who are easily pleased)

For the average Joe who likes his boobs averagely sized as well, we have Jessica Biel.
Bless all teh boobies!



4 comments:
Amen to them boobs! :-D
man I left out Penelope Cruz! She had her boobs bitten umpteen times for a reason
Raylene Richards?!
What the hell is wrong with you people?
My boobie knowledge isn't that admirable mate. Who on Earth is that?
*checks google*
holy mother of tits! I salute your tits! I mean taste
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